I just checked my PAM / JUNK/ RUBBISH EMAILS BOX.
And I was struck by the email title ...
"HUMONGOUS BOUNCY BOOBIES."
"Goshhhhh!" I thought to myself. Now there's a catchy title.
Good Lord I thought, maybe I can get some "HUMONGOUS BOUNCY BOOBIES" for COLLECT.
I could change my image! I could get my hair dyed ... not sure which colour yet? What dya reckon?
I havent died my hair for 5 years and I dont miss it except for a pixy sprinkling of the odd grey hair which I have noticed of late. AGHHHH. Breath.
Maybe 5 or 6 in total ...AND YES I pulled them out furiously shouting at the mirror with fire in my eyes!
"I AM STILL YOUNG!"
ANYWAY.
I digress.
I am going to go to any lengths possible to be GLAMOUROUS. I am CHANGING my image.
I am going to get my but tucked, my boobs done, my hair dyed, my legs extended, a tattoo on my back saying ' CRAFT IS PANE: PANE IS CRAFT" and get myself some bad bitch heels and some Moshino.
Thats ma plan.
Laters Potatas. X
And I was struck by the email title ...
"HUMONGOUS BOUNCY BOOBIES."
"Goshhhhh!" I thought to myself. Now there's a catchy title.
Good Lord I thought, maybe I can get some "HUMONGOUS BOUNCY BOOBIES" for COLLECT.
I could change my image! I could get my hair dyed ... not sure which colour yet? What dya reckon?
I havent died my hair for 5 years and I dont miss it except for a pixy sprinkling of the odd grey hair which I have noticed of late. AGHHHH. Breath.
Maybe 5 or 6 in total ...AND YES I pulled them out furiously shouting at the mirror with fire in my eyes!
"I AM STILL YOUNG!"
ANYWAY.
I digress.
I am going to go to any lengths possible to be GLAMOUROUS. I am CHANGING my image.
I am going to get my but tucked, my boobs done, my hair dyed, my legs extended, a tattoo on my back saying ' CRAFT IS PANE: PANE IS CRAFT" and get myself some bad bitch heels and some Moshino.
Thats ma plan.
Laters Potatas. X
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